I wrote this as a writing exercise. I was trying to free write a story using dialog. I’ve heard of other versions of this exercise where the author is not allowed to use any dialog tags. It helps to learn how distinguish characters by the way they talk. That wasn’t the kind of exercise I was doing so there is a little bit of information not given through dialog.
I have to warn you this one is pretty rough. I wrote it by hand in a notebook during a five minute free writing session and have never edited it. It’s got some humor that I like, though, it is kind of dark.